Monday, March 1, 2010

This is For You, Baby

A blog just seems so self-indulgent. I am telling myself (and you) that it is for my daughter, so that when she is older she can read all about how psychotic her mother was even back when she was a baby. She can graph the progession of insanity and see it spike in the teen years.

If you are enjoying this or sympathizing at all with any of the content, I ask you to "follow" this blog. It's probably a pain in the ass to make and account, log in etc, but if you "follow" my blog then it really does help me out. If, hypothetically, enough people follow this thing, then maybe I can one day become a famous writer and send my kid to University. Or go to Disneyland and leave her behind with her aunt. At any rate, that's all I ask of you. Comments? PLEASE. If nothing else, I am certain that a few interesting discussions can ensue from this social experiment.

So to those of you who are up for this, let's do it. Besides, how else will you find out what we had for dinner on the night of Jun 18, 2009 of you don't follow my blog?!

Now the disclaimer: It would be impossible to share our lives without sharing some minor details that involve other people. If there is ever any doubt of offending anyone or divulging private details about someone else's lives, I will most certainly not be sharing. Also, unlike Jenny McCarthy, I will not be sharing any grimy details about subjects best left "for the family". Besides, when Eve is old enough she will share those details at the most inopportune times to perfect strangers. You're safe.

Know how you un-friend someone on Facebook and then when you see them on the street they ignore you? Well, I am expecting that some people will avoid me thinking, "I don't want to be in her damn blog." So if enough people follow my blog, just think of the power we will have in making other people feel uncomfortable. Although we hail from the Southerly Korea, world domination is in my blood.

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